How to start off growing your weed seeds. Without getting caught

Do you wanna grow weed plants but your parents would obviously notice, well i can teach you how to start it off.

First Step- Find a heating source in your house, either a heater/a vent, it has to constantly be giving off heat.

Step Two- Get 4 weed seeds

Step Three- Find a video game case, doesnt matter which or for what system

Step Four- Get 4 layers of Paper Towels and put them down into the game case

Step Five- Place the 4 seeds on top of the layers of paper towels.(2 inches apart)

Step Six- Get 4 more paper towels, but this time on the last one damp it, but have no excess water in it, like make shure it doesnt drip.

Step Seven: Place 3 dry papers towels on top of the seeds, then the damp one last.

Step Eight- Close the game case, and put it under the heading source and leave it there and dont open it for 4 DAYS

Step Nine- After 4 days open it and see which seeds have like little roots coming out of them.

Step Ten- Take the seeds with the stem coming out of them, and put them into a cup of Soil(BE GENTLE THEY CAN BREAK)

Step Eleven- Put the cup outside in the woods or somthing.

Step Twelve- Everyday Water the Plant- If it rains dont even bother, but its good to check on it

Step Thirteen- Check on it everyday until it is about 6-8 inches tall, then just reguarly water it, and it will be an adult and buds will sprout.

Step Fourteen- HAPPY SMOKING!